Last weekend, a good friend of mine and I went out of town for a girls weekend, with a hall pass from our husbands. What could go wrong with 2 middle aged women touring wineries in a college town? There was definitely more on our agenda than just getting tipsy.

So first, a little background about us. I am 45, Latina, married 20 years and a mom of 2. I am fairly petite, and fit. Long brown hair, brown eyes, 5’4”, 125 lbs, 34B, all ass. Becky is 40, married 12 years, and also a mom of 2. She is athletic, HWP, blonde hair, blue eyes, 36D. We get into to town midday and head to our first stop……oh yeah, warm spring day, lots of sunshine. What do we wear? Why cute dresses and heels.

The dresses garnered attention all day, lots of wandering eyes, flirtatious smiles and small chat……the tipsier we get, the more flirtatious we get back. Well one of the stops had a group of college seniors celebrating the end of the year and finals. One of them was brave enough to approach us and even though neither one of use typically go for that young, the wine flow didn’t let out brains say no. They turned out to be really nice guys, a few of them nicely hung, and all of them drained properly.