Always on the first date. I was a huge fan of just being upfront with them right away so they were never under the wrong impression.

I would meet these girls in college classes or on tinder or at work, I was always very forward with my flirting and when we were in person I would always deliver.

Let me tell you about the girl I groped from work. To preface this, I was newly single and fresh out of a 3 year relationship. I was 20 and she was 18, she was a Latina (like born in Mexico) with the fattest ass and skinniest waist you’ve ever seen. We had closed the store together and went outside and talked for a little while. She had dated one of my good friends so I was hesitant to make a move. But she was showing me her favorite song and dancing around, throwing that ass back a little in my direction (she was wearing very tight black leggings) and honestly I didn’t even think about it, I slapped that ass, harder than I expected and she literally bit her lip and said, “Aye Papi,” and then she got super embarrassed because her response was immediate and involuntarily. Then she laughed and said, “Fuck you!” And then I said, “I wish you would.” Her smiled kinda dropped, not in a “he’s creeping” kind of way. More like “my vagina just twitched” kind of way. And before she could respond, I pulled her in close to me, by her waist, and went for a kiss. And thinking back, it could’ve come across really aggressive and I wouldn’t approach the situation the same way now as I did then. And I kissed her and she kissed me back and immediately when I felt her kissing me back I got a good handful of that ass. And she moaned into my mouth.

(I later found out that she was really into spanking. Hard spanking. Like at a later rendezvous, she asked me to leave welts. I obliged)

After making out for awhile, we went our separate ways but we carried on our shenanigans for awhile after that. She was a lot of fun. She once sucked me off for 30 minutes until I finally came down her throat. She was a freak and I liked it.