Okay, hear me out - I HAD already cheated on my boyfriend at the time (he did it too, don’t worry, toxicity ran through our veins), and it wasn’t a secret - so this is more of a “WTF, Alice” confession than a horny one. But I’ll let you decide that hahaha.

During the bachelor party, I was the designated driver and I didn’t drink at all, but the soon-to-be-bride… 2 bottles of white wine alone just to begin the night.

We did some girl stuff - it started with a makeup course, then we went to a kitchen course, then [...] until we finally arrived to the “night” part. I say “night” because it was more like 6am. We went to a normal club, but only the trash remained. Drunk guys and girls trying to pretend they weren’t THAT drunk.

As a sober person - what a sight!

Anyway, took 4 songs for the bride to “disappear” (again… She wasn’t quite discrete about it), and I followed her to the bathroom. I honestly wasn’t trying to “catch” her, I knew she was fucking someone, I just wanted to make sure she was safe!

Naturally, she was fucking someone - and, I must confess, the guy was hot and QUITE big. They hadn’t even locked the bathroom door properly, and I was able to catch quite a view before banging the door and asking her if she needed something. She was getting fucked raw, that part was obvious. Noooot cool, ma’am.

So I handed them some condoms, asked them if everything was alright, and she lost it. As soon as she saw me, she freaked out and began apologizing. Look, I wasn’t mad or anything, his brother was an asshole (and I was too), but catching an STD just before your wedding… Just not cool hahaha. She cried and cried and cried, and the poor guy stood there with a huge erection and a dumb face which still makes me half laugh/half horny.
Aaaaanyway, I told her not to worry - her secret was fine with me! I just told her to be safe and to get checked. She didn’t listen to a single word and BEGGED me not to say anything.

I wasn’t going tooooo!!!

She started to hyperventilate (is that the word?) and I told her to chill - I took the guy by his dick, and kissed him (Kissed him good, btw). She didn’t stop her sobbing, so I softly kissed this guy’s tip, which tasted more like pussy than anything else. THAT made her stop.
(Honestly, the guy was so drunk I’m not sure he understood what happened more than “women touching me. Cool”)

She made a terrible and drunk speech about how we’re now “partners in crime” and we were bonded forever, that I was his sister and yada yada.

So anyway, I was dying to let this out, and now that they’ve divorced I finally can hahahaha.

P.S: They got divorced because HE cheated on HER.