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I sucked a bouncer's dick just for attention
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My girlfriends and I are kind of insane, which is why we went out last night to a club on a Wednesday. We were all really horny and bored and so what the hell, live life a little, right? One friend (I'll call her Amy) had a flirty relationship with the biggest bouncer so we got in and immediately got given free drinks and invited to a few tables. Sadly being a wednesday the club was pretty much dead and there really weren't that many guys hitting on us. The only action was my friend flirting heavily with the bouncer in front of all of us as if just to show that she could suck up all his attention and leave none to anyone else. Haha well if you know me, you already know I wasn't having that. So when she left for a minute to go to the bathroom I made my way sneakily up to the bouncer and made my move. Basically I just heavily implied I would suck his dick right now, and before my friend even got back from the bathroom I was already sucking his dick behind one of the unused bars. It was discrete but being the dirty little vixen I am I was trying to position him so that Amy would see us. I have no idea if she did, but either way it felt super good to steal her prize lol. After the blow job he received I don't think that poor bouncer had any more energy left to flirt!

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