We had a new neighbor move in about a few months ago. I got a chance to introduce myself while we were both doing yard work earlier this afternoon. She was a cute, curvy little blonde, who was newly divorced. When she mentioned the dentist office she was working at, I told her that my husband had been going to that dentist for years. I went inside the house to grab him so he could meet our new neighbor. When I introduced him to Melissa, they both acted a bit awkward. I decided to ask him later on if he had already met her or what his reason was for acting so strange. He told me that he had already met her at the dentist office, she was on shift as one of the dental assistants. Then he confessed that she had flirted with him while looking over his teeth and cleaning them. I asked what he meant by flirting. He told me about how she asked if he worked out because he had a nice physic, and she was looking for a new gym. She touched his muscular arms, saying how strong he felt. And she shoved her cleavage in his face multiple times, he said. I asked a bold question, "Did it get sexual at all? Did you suck on her nipples?" My husband laughed and told me no, that I was being silly. He told me that she didn't realize he was married, but now that she did, the flirting would more than likely stop. So I dropped it. Maybe it's the joint I smoked after hearing all of this, but I can't stop thinking about Melissa mounting my husband the next time he visits the dentist. I honestly wouldn't mind if she flirted with him again or if he lets it go further. 😈