With all the fakery here I always feel compelled to share my real experiences.

3ish yrs ago I was separated from my first husband and busy being a slut or whore... you choose the term. I was on match and found several conquests on there before said night of semi debauchery.

I met this guy who looked really cute from his pics. Super blue eyes and facial hair. I was bored so we started chatting. He was very complimentary and laughed at my jokes so we arranged a meet up.

We met in a Walmart parking lot and sat in his truck. Why didn't we go to his house you may ask? Well his mom was a huge cock blockers. Whoops didn't know that at first. But alas I was bored.

Oh yeah I forgot he was just alright looking but don't forget I was bored with a side of overwhelming horniness. We sat there visiting for a while. It was okay-ish but I was thinking about how I wished I was shopping inside the Walmart instead. I'm much more of a target girl just to give you an idea of my mood.

Then he asks me if I was hungry. I was like he'll yeah gonna go to a restaurant and get some free food with a few drinks. He asks where I wanted to go. Being polite I said you pick. No joke he sat there and pondered then said I know where to go. I was hoping for the steakhouse but thought a coney island would work too. I was hungry.

This starts to get even more embarrassing guys so hang in there with me.

Not even kind of kidding here. He went to the McDonald's drive thru. Not even the dining room. I was like wtf. At least take me to Arby's because it's more pricey. Did he not want to impress me at all?? Just so you can feel my whole experience I'll share that I got a mc chicken sandwich.

Anyway... I still haven't bailed yet because I was bored and still horny. He suggested we go somewhere more private than um the Walmart parking lot or McDonald's parking lot. He drove across the street to the holiday inn express. I perked up because hotel room sex be great.

And we sat in the parking lot. Yes folks my parking lot visitations was not over yet. We visited more and finally I was like how about we make out. He obliged because he found me hot and ffs I hadn't bailed on this date so clearly he would've been interested.

The sex parts were as follows. I could feel his hard dick through his pants so I figured I might as well show off my bj techniques. At the very least I could leave with another satisfied customer.

I took it all in several times and gagged enough to get it super wet. I was classy and wore mascara (and lipstick) so the tears streaming down my cheeks were tinged black. I used my mouth/,hands skill of slightly pulling it out of my mouth so as to rub my hand around the tip simultaneously. I have great suction so his moans were audible. He was mind blown and said it was the best bj he'd ever had.

Best bj he'd ever had but.... I did not finish him off because fuck that guy. I'm much more fancy than what he provided as a date experience. I let him finger me though because I deserved something. He was adequate at best.

I don't remember how I ended back at my car but the night was finally over. He blew up my phone for days after that. I politely replied a few times telling him I was super busy. I was busy searching for other dick to be perfectly honest. I eventually ghosted him. I'm too kind to block.

If you made it this far congratulations on reading a true story. It lacked hotness but in hind sight it makes me laugh a lot. What was I thinking?? LOLOL

I hope your reddit adventures are hotter than that.