I love the office, and one of my favorite openers is Jim pranking Dwight to want Altoids anytime his computer shuts off. Pavlov! I’m sure I don’t need to explain but basically it’s the brain registering one thing with another through repetition.

Well. I love saying “good boy”, and my bf despises it lol. He always feels patronized or something. So I used to say it to be funny…. But then I thought, what if make him like it. So I started to say it in a kinda husky breathy voice whenever he was cumming. Everytime. Sometimes a lot. And he didn’t tell me not too, mostly cause he was busy finishing. And I’d always go into aftercare mode and kinda distract him. I didn’t want him thinking about it too much. I did this for like three months. I honestly almost forgot I was doing it for any real reason.

So it’s super late, he’s sleeping, and I wake up (was having a weird ass dream about bojack horseman) I was wet for a reason I hope isn’t connected lol, and I was going to just browse Reddit, get off, and go to sleep….. but then I just figured I’d try…. So I leaned over and whispered “good boy”. Nothing. So I said it again. “Good boy”. He mumbled a bit, so I just turned over. Whatever. I don’t want to disturb sleeping beauty. A few seconds later I felt him shuffle, then I felt him scooooootching towards me. Then his breath on my neck. He was checking to see if I was awake, and against my butt, he was fucking rock hard.

I acted all innocent, ohhh huh, what? Aw babe what tim- he just kissed me deep. Kissed my neck, got on top of me. He ripped my panties off (probably though i splooshed in 5 seconds? lol) he put me on my stomach, so i licked my fingers and started massaging my clit while he just pushed me into the sheets. I came. So. Fast. I almost came twice, and I would have but I started laughing cause it was just so fucking ridiculous that it worked. He finished in me, and passed out kissing my forehead.

Now I’m worried I’ve trained him to get hard when I laugh lol, idk if you’ve had someone cum in you while you are laughing but it is a mix of emotions, and I’d recommend it. To all you good boys out there, be wary…. Your girl might be experimenting on you >_>