Not a crazy or slutty story, more of a brag, but something amusing happened last week.

I'm a 6ft fairly well hung dude (8.5 inches or so) my issue is that I wear skinny jeans (I'm an old emo kid and it feels unnatural wearing anything other than skinnies) my newest pair of jeans are a little tighter around the crotch area and at times you might be able to notice the shape and size of my cock.

A female employee made a comment in passing to another female employee who works in HR (I was assured that it was not a complaint) that they were surprised at how much I was packing (always been a bit of a shower than a grower).

Word got around the office and I was asked into a meeting with HR. And whilst the HR manager (f) was impressed, I now either have to pad out my pockets a little more to hide my junk, or I need to wear different jeans.