She was submissive, suburban, and a total freak. I was in my early 20's. She was in her mid-to-late 30's (I've never been afraid of age gaps). Natural blonde with pale hair and iceberg-white skin. Friendly, kind of an average body with curves, pretty nice tits, big pink nipples with wide areolas. Mom-next-door face. On the surface, you probably wouldn't suspect the wild side.

Yet again, this is a story that begins with me meeting a woman on a trashy adult dating site. Incidentally, I got to have anal sex for the first time with this woman, which should be a story all of its own, but it was pretty straightforward. I told her I saw that anal sex was an interest on her profile and asked her if I could fuck her in the ass. She said, 'Sure'. It felt great. The end. That's not the fun story. That's coming.

The first time we met, it was a pretty conventional hookup. I remember it was summer. We talked online, then chatted on the phone and after a few exchanges she invited me over. I was still pretty new to casual hookups, but she made it easy. She greeted me at the door with a hug and a kiss, and led me straight to the bedroom. We started making out frantically, then clothes came off and we fucked a few times.

This went on sporadically for a few weeks. One night I came over and she said she had to be quiet because her son was sleeping. When I walked in the house he was actually on her bed and she had to pick him up and take him back to his room before we could start. That was weird. That same night her chihuahua came into the room while we were in missionary and kept licking the bottom of my foot. Also weird. And distracting as fuck TBH. But this is slutty confessions after all, and I was in full-on slut mode at the time, so none of this stopped me. (If you're worried about the dog, don't be. He was gently escorted out of the room and the door was locked while I laughed very hard.)

The last time I saw her was by far the weirdest. She wouldn't let me come inside her house for one thing. We had to meet in her garage. Sketchy, right? What's in the garage? A cult? Those people who steal kidneys? Some kind of blue-collar vampire? It could be almost anything, but most of the options I thought of sounded bad. Still, you have to bear in mind, I was in my early 20's and had a testosterone level of 10,000, so while I'm intelligent enough to factor all of this in, my hormones also gave me the strength to make the cold, calculated decision to give zero fucks about the risks and proceed with nasty garage sex.

It gets better. While I stripped down to pretty much nothing, all she did was hike up her sun dress so I could fuck her from behind in standing doggy. The garage was cold, dark, and full of sharp, rusty metal objects (also two cars), but I didn't care. I was horny and balls-deep in a blond, life was good. Yahoo!- Then a shaft of light hit me in the eyes and I heard a girl's voice yell "Mom! What are you doing!?!".

The door to the garage was wide open, and standing in the doorway was this woman's daughter. I didn't even know she had a daughter at this point. The woman froze up with me still inside her and all of my higher reasoning functions decided to power down and do a hard reboot at the same time. I just stood there...my hands on her hips...stunned...I kinda gave her another pump or two before I fully realized what was happening and pulled out.

I was honestly in shock. I'd never been caught having sex before, so that was disorienting enough. Being naked in a creepy garage while everyone else was basically fully clothed didn't help. The Mom's skirt naturally fell to cover her as soon as I stepped back and she stood up. I, on the other hand, was going to have to find my pants and boxers in the dark. Also, the sheer drama of the situation was befuddling. I probably stood there for a full 30 seconds, this woman's pussy juice still glistening on my erect penis, while her furious daughter berated her about the sheer number of times she'd caught her mom fucking randos out in the garage. The daughter was fucking LIVID, and dressing down her own mom like a drill sergeant making an example out of a disrespectful army recruit. In an era when the word 'epic' has been obscenely overused, this was a screaming rant deserving of the description.

Also, not gonna lie, the daughter was 10 times hotter than the mom, and in a cute outfit. Plus, angry women are sexy as fuck, so despite the severe awkwardness, my erection was NOT going away, and that was problematic. She glared at me for just a fraction of a second before turning her rage back on her mom. NEVER SO TURNED ON...but quickly realized I needed to find my pants, because sex was officially over. The daughter completely ignored me and just kept laying into her mom. "Why are you doing this again? You PROMISED you'd stop. Oh my god mom!". I eventually found and put on enough clothes to go outside, but the mom and daughter were locked in hostilities and blocking the door. I think I mumbled some bullshit like , 'I'll..uh..let you two...bye' as I tried to squeeze past the daughter and make my way to the door. Yeah, real smooth. I know. What would you have said? Please tell me the diplomatic egress from this particular scenario.

The daughter stepped forward enough to let me pass SLINK BEHIND HER IN THE ULTIMATE WALK OF SHAME. I made my way o the curb. Too bad I didn't have a car at the time. I had to stand out there for like, 2 minutes before an Uber picked me up, listening to the family strife the entire time, wondering if I could figure out a way to go back and retrieve my t-shirt and a sock I'd left behind. Alas, that shirt and sock were casualties of a reckless sex life. Thankfully I had grabbed my jacket, so I looked close to normal from the outside, except for the mussed hair and near-permanent blush of embarrassment.

For the record, I want to make it clear there are no minors involved in this story, no incest, or anything illegal of any kind, and the dog really was gently escorted outside without even so much as a harsh word. I have no intention of posting anything that might ever be perceived as illegal or a violation of the community's standards. This was just an awkward incident where someone busted in on two consenting adults having sex. If the mods or anyone else believes this post to contain any inappropriate or objectionable content, I will happily edit or remove it as requested.

Lastly, this is true story and I will not send photos or reveal personally identifying information about any participants. I've had a few adventures like this and I'm just sharing them for fun.