Actual conversation from this morning. Typical in our household:

(in bed) H: Babe, I'm hungry. Go get me breakfast from the Mexican food place down the road. M: I'm not going to get you breakfast H: I'll suck your dick for 10 mins M: no H: 20 mins. 10 before, 10 after. M:... H:🥺 M: Fine but you also have to feed the dogs H: wait, 10 mins is too long. I'll get lockjaw. How about 7 and 7? M: No! The deal was 20! But I'll let you do 8, 8, and 8. H: How about four 6's? M: One now, one when I get back, one before we go out tonight, and one at the club? H: Yes, but you also have to get me coffee. M: Deal. H: Deal. M: Alexa, set a timer for 6 minutes.