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(42F) I distracted a guy with my boobs
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I am not proud of this, but I think it had to be done. You all be the judge.

I was at my son's local futsal tournament. It was half time and his team was losing 2-1. The captain of the opposing team, Dave, was dominating the game. He was playing on the left side of attack, and had already scored one goal and was looking like he could score again. He was good. In the second half, they swapped sides, and he was closer to where I was watching the game from. That's when things got interesting.

I was wearing a loose tee and some basic shorts. When the ball went out of play, he looked at me and we exchanged a good couple of seconds of eye contact. That's when it hit me, I could distract him! The few people that were around me were engrossed in the game. I pulled my tee down a bit and bent so that the next time he saw me, he would see my cleavage. Apart from that, I was avoiding his glance. Through the corner of my eye, I noticed that he checked me out. That happened a couple of times, and finally, I caught him looking and gave him a smile. He was visibly distracted. By then, the score was 2-2. Every time he could, he was glancing at me. And I was looking straight at him. At that point, I think he must have been very confused about what was happening. Anyway, this went on for a while. There was this one moment when he almost scored again, but the game ended 2-2.

I do not know how much credit I can take for this, but I will take whatever little I can. When the game ended, some of the parents were talking to their sons. Dave's parents weren't there, and my son was looking the other way talking to someone else. So I took the opportunity and went and talked to Dave and congratulated him on the nice performance, and gave him a quick hug. I was doing it more or less to tease him, but when I touched his back and shoulder, oh my god it was so toned. I thought to myself "alright I need to stay away from this guy" and went back to talk to my son, a little hot and bothered by what had just happened.

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