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I (28F) Failed at Seducing an Amazon Delivery Guy
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This is an embarrassing story, but I thought I’d share it somewhere lol.

I live in a relatively large building that actively receives a lot of Amazon orders. It’s always the same two or three people delivering the orders and one in particular delivery guy I’ve always found handsome.

I order from Amazon maybe twice a week and he’ll knock to give me my delivery package maybe once every other week. He’s so cute / very friendly, that I’ve always wanted to see if he was interested…

Well he wasn’t. I received a delivery Monday afternoon and saw him coming from the window. As soon as I saw him coming to the building front the sidewalk, I took my shirt off and changed into a robe. My idea is that I would open the door with my tits out and he would at least have a positive reaction.

As soon as he knocked, I made sure my breasts were hanging out of my opened robe. I opened the door, and said “oh hey, cutie.” He smiled, gave me my package and said “have a good day,” and rushed off. That was it lol.

The most embarrassing part of this is that I’m pretty sure he told one of the guys who live in my building about this situation, lol. I saw them talking together and ever since the guy who lives in my building smirk at me when I see him in passing. Oh well, maybe next time 😕

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