So this one covers a lot, but hopefully it's worth the read.

I've always enjoyed eating pussy, I get off on causing pleasure and watching whoever I'm fucking squirm and squirt. But a few years ago, shortly after COVID restrictions started lifting, I matched with this chick on tinder who swiped bc of a couple of rope related pics. We never got around to tying, but after talking about our kinks and meeting for coffee a couple times we planned an erotic hypnosis play sesh.

She was a poly partnered switch with a latex and doctor fetish. She was interested in trying hypno domination so we set up a date to just see if she was even a good hypnosis subject. Ultimately, my suggestions weren't really effective... The trance induction language I used gave her reminded her of horror movies (she was a horror fan, but also jumpy about them). After the failed hypnosis attempt we started making out in the kitchen. We went up to my room and I got our clothes off. She proceeded to give me the most amazing blowjob I had ever had... I couldn't figure it out at first, I've had plenty of blowjobs before, but this one... Stood out for some reason.

At that time I worked in an R&D lab, testing hydraulics hoses so I had a lab coat and 8 mil nitrile gloves... Remember that doctor and latex fetish I mentioned earlier? After I blasted my load down her throat, I told her I'd be back with some gloves. Grabbed a pair, squirted some lube on them and started playing with her pussy. Fellas, always remember that "come hither" motion with two fingers, you don't even have to go too deep to hit the g spot and the u spot (the one you gotta hit to cause squirting)... I'd only been able to do this with my ex wife beforehand, but eventually I managed to fit my whole fist inside her. The slightest movement of my wrist made her quiver and shake with pleasure... She kept saying things like "sir, what are you doing to me?" I'd never been sir'ed before, but holy shit that did things to me. She was falling off the bed cumming and moaning, she was nonverbal at that point and would tap me to let me know to ease up a bit. She soaked my sheets and knowing I caused all that got me hard all over again.

I asked if I should get a condom (she disclosed that she was hsv positive so she didn't typically have PIV sex with non primary partners often), but she couldn't even think straight. So instead I started face fucking her again, but this time I paid more attention. She took it deep and sucked my dick ravenously, so much to the point that there was even some pain involved when she got a bit toothy. I couldn't believe how amazing she was at sucking dick... And then I noticed... She was humming steadily the entire time. The vibration from her voice while she had me in her mouth made for the most incredible blowjob I had ever had. I came down her throat again harder than I'd cum in a long, long time. I reciprocated with more fisting and soaked sheets. She told me she usually doesn't lose control like that and didn't even realize she was sir'ing me. I dropped her back off to her place and I couldn't get the thought of how incredible that blowjob was.

I started experimenting with the technique for myself whenever I ate pussy from then on. I was already a fucking box eating champ, but this just made it so that I became a cunnilingus god! I'm at the point that I can use circular breathing to keep the humming and vibration constant. My most recent hookup told me I eat pussy even better than the lesbians she's had.

To everyone that enjoys licking labia, making out with the lower lips, those versed in cliterature, the cunning linguists... Step your game up and start humming, good vibes all day