So my wife and I have a pretty vanilla sex life, but we do have a few fun stories that we’ve collected over the years, and I’m toying with the idea of sharing them. They aren’t the most exciting stories you’ll read on here, but unlike a lot of what you read on here, these are all 100% true.

I’ve already told the story of how I got her to orgasm in a pool while her mom was in earshot (different account a long time ago), but I can re-share that one if there’s enough interest. This is the story of how we (almost) fucked in the limo ride on the way home from our wedding.

So my wife grew up very religious, and it was very important to her to wait until marriage to have sex. I felt it was important to honor that, so I obliged. We started dating in high school, and we dated for seven years before we ever saw each other naked, which happened on our wedding night. It is the hardest thing I’ve ever done, I do not recommend it.

Anyway, we get in the limo to go to our Airbnb after the reception is all over. She has already changed out of her wedding dress at this point and I think is just wearing like sweats.

As soon as the partition goes up between us and the driver, my hand goes straight to her pussy and I start aggressively making out with her. The rule has always been that we had to be married before we did anything, so in my mind, I’m not waiting until we get to the hotel room, we’re married, I’m going for it right now.

She reciprocates and climbs on top of me. We had dry humped and made out before this, but I’m going further than we’ve ever gone and definitely pushing the envelope. She takes a break and asks, “Are we really about to do this? Is our first time going to be in the back of a limousine?” I am unsure how to respond to this and just kind of shrug my shoulders, and she ultimately decides that she wants to wait until we get into the room.

So anyway, yeah, not the most exciting confession, but definitely a memory that I look back on fondly from time to time.