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I think the furniture salesman knew...
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God I hate furniture shopping. But this one time, it was quite memorable...

I strolled through the array of overpriced cardboard and garish puffy leather couches. A magnetic force pulled me to a futuristic massage chair tucked away in a quiet corner. I was being stalked by a thirsty salesman trying to meet his daily quota.

He approached me as I settled into its luxurious embrace, the subtle hum of advanced technology and the promise of relaxation surrounded me. He said the demo mode didn't do it justice and asked if he could set a proper 15 minute program.

His lips curved into a playful smile as he began detailing the chair's features. Our eyes locked, sharing a silent acknowledgment of the chair's unexpected allure. He punched some buttons and then said he'd let me be to relax and experience the chair.With a mischievous grin, he left me to savor the heightened sensations.

The chair locked my ankles and wrists in place and tilted me back to a 45 degree angle. It started at the top of my neck and glided rolled and shook it's way down my spine jiggling my bra free breasts. The chairs rollers hugged my lower back then traced my glutes it was an amazing sensation. Finally it made it's way to my sweet spot. It felt delicious it was kneeding and vibrating at the same time. I could feel myself getting wet and worried I'd leave a mark on the chair. Should I stop the massage? No I let it keep kneeding and rolling, I widened my stance to position my throbbing clit over the rollers. And, carefully scanned the room to see if anyone was around. As the massage chair worked its magic I realized I was past the point of no return so I closed my eyes and tried to hide my explosion. I opened my eyes and was in a sort of state of shock and looked around to see if anyone noticed.

The coy salesman was just around the corner, he watched the whole encounter, our eyes met once more, and a shared understanding passed between us. I got up and made sure I didn't leave an embarrassing wet spot on the chair and I thanked him for the relaxing demo, he gave me his card in case I wanted to cum back someday.

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