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My Broken finger causes a semi drunk mom to get her boyfriend jealous
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So as the caption goes I do have a broken finger. 3 hours go by every one is eating drinking dancing talking having fun, the usual Stuff friends do at a bar. Itā€™s 11:15ish and this girl sits next to me and over hears me in a conversation about how I donā€™t understand what itā€™s like getting old because he is 31 and Iā€™m 26 then she chimes in and thatā€™s when he backed away leaving me to carry the conversation and we absolutely hit it off. We start talking and she looks at my hand and notices my broken finger, which leads us to continue talking about how we are all getting old this and that after awhile I see who I think is her bf get up and walk away so I think itā€™s my time to really sweet talk her and I get close to her and tell her ā€œyou look amazing tonightā€ and sheā€™s like ā€œthat just made my night. My boyfriend didnā€™t say anything about how I look.ā€ I say ā€œthatā€™s not right, you are a national treasure and it should be more common to tell people how beautiful they are but in reality thatā€™s not how it usually goes.ā€ She blushed and smiled so hard and was like ā€œ awwww me a National Treasure Iā€™ve never heard anyone say that about meā€ I followed it up got close in her ear and said ā€œIā€™m going to be honest you are kinda hotā€ and she smiled so hard and I think she needed that because as it was time to leave she went up to me and hugged me walked away then I turn around to see if sheā€™s looking at me and she wiggled her fingers as a way goodbye

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