I've cheated on my wife a lot over the years, but one of my favorite encounters was when I was out of town helping my son and daughter in law move into their new home. As I was unpacking boxes in one of the spare rooms, I was doing some Tinder swiping and matched with an international flight attendant. We exchanged some pleasantries and I made it clear I was married in the first few messages. Her response? "Well, this could work out well then. I'm only in town for tonight and have an early flight out in the morning."

I could hardly contain my excitement, and we made plans to meet that night. I would tell my son and his wife I was exhausted from the move and that I'm headed back to the hotel early that night. But instead of heading to my hotel, I drove directly to the swanky, downtown hotel where the flight attendant and her crew were staying.

Sure enough, there she was, sitting at the hotel bar and I walked up and introduced myself. We weren't two sips into our glasses of Cabernet when I knew exactly where this was going. Turns out she was from Hungary and had that sexy Hungarian accent, just like Zsa Zsa Gabor. We finished our wine, ordered a bottle from room service, and up to her room we went.

We fucked every which way but loose that night, but my favorite was when I was railing her from behind as she bent over the hotel room desk, both of us watching ourselves in the mirror. She insisted I fuck her raw, so it wasn't long before I filled her up with my hot, sticky goo. We fell asleep in each other's arms that night, until she woke me up at 4am for some morning fun before she had to head to the lobby to catch the shuttle.

She would be the first of 3 flight attendants that I eventually hooked up with.