Been floating around a conversation with a guy for a while. We never really seated or anything, but he said he had a 13 inch cock. I was like "sure, that means it's maybe 9." We went out for dinner. Went back to his apartment. Fooled around. He pulled out his dick while I was sitting on the couch in my undies. He was NOT joking. My handle couldn't wrap all the way around it, because it was so thick. It was bigger than my forearm. It was way too big for me to even sorta suck. So he got a 2 handed hand job as I liked the head, and his name in my phone changed to "pornstar dick." Kinda anticlimactic, but interesting to say the least