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Walmart Slut Took My Virginity Pt. 1
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It was the middle of December 2001 when I lost my virginity. I was 20 (41WM now), fit, a major introvert, and had been in the military for less than two years when I met this lovely thick black girl with tits larger than my head at Walmart. I knew I wanted to fuck her and had a hard on just thinking about it.

I couldnā€™t tell you now what isle it was we met in, but it was late at night, and when I passed by her after checking her out, she turned, looked me up and down and smiled after seeing the bulge in my pants. I smiled back but kept walking, thinking there was no way I could a piece of her. Date had other plans for meā€¦

A few more casual strolls through different isles led to me running into her more followed by silent flirting with smiles and her noticeably grabbing her huge titties and readjusting them. I knew then it was now or never to shoot my shot, so I did something I wouldnā€™t normally have done, and approached her in the next isle. I was nervous as hell, couldnā€™t talk to women to save my life, yet this was the one who was going to change my life.

I approached her and casually asked what a beautiful woman like her was doing all alone in the middle of the night cruising the Walmart isles? This made her laugh hard and I remember her talking about how cheesy the line pickup line was. I laughed with her because it was true. She instead asked me what I was doing there, to which I said something along the lines of, ā€œwell I came here to buy some DVDs, but now Iā€™m thinking Iā€™d like to get some chocolate instead.ā€ This made her laugh harder, thatā€™s when she revealed to me she had been drinking at a nearby bar, and couldnā€™t drive home (which I could totally smell the remnants of alcoholic drinks on her breath). Instead of taking a cab, she decided to walk to Walmart to sober up a bit. We chatted a few more minutes and I found out she was 26 and single.

I told her Iā€™d take her home if she wanted. She smiled again, laughed, told me I was trouble, and then proceeded to kiss me in the isle. I was initially shocked and but quickly returned the kiss to make it as passionate as I could. This lasted a few seconds before she pulled and told me ok, I could take her home.

We left together and I drove her to her apartment just a few miles down the road. Inside her place she told me to sit on her couch while she went into her bedroom. There on her couch I patiently waitedā€¦

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