To make a long and slutty backstory short.. a guy friend, whom I’ve had sex with, won his fantasy football league last year and so he is hosting the draft for this year of the league (which happens to consist of 3 other guys that I’ve hooked up with... don’t judge). He planned it in the city I recently moved to and extended a generous invite for me to be ‘the entertainment’ on draft night. I assumed he was joking and made light of it, but now I’ve heard from the other three guys all confirming they’re coming here, insisting I must attend, and ensuring me I wont want to miss out on all the fun. It’s their tenth season for goodness sake 😂🙄

Apparently reservations for a private-room dinner and a hotel suite complete with open bar for the draft have already been booked. ‘The Entertainment’ I’m invited to provide has been very ambiguous but I think I’ve got a pretty good idea about what it likely entails… see title.

I’ll know for sure this weekend, because I just accepted the invitation!! Anybody in this league want to tell me what’s in store? 😏

Two of the guys are coming into town a night early (tomorrow!) to take me out for dinner and to catch-up, so maybe I’ll get some answers then… Will post a follow up here accordingly 😌