So my ex was an enby milf with two kids, their partner was mtf trans, (and we had a mutual guy partner as well) The two decided to redo their vows and get married again so that their partner could do the role of being in the dress and as a bride. Before me, they dated this shitty clingy guy, and they had a funny story.

Basically, their trans partner was getting ready to fuck him and they were going to do anal. They warned him about lube and he said "no no, I've got this." And slammed himself entirely inside of her.

Back to the present, we all gathered around the bride and enby groom, asked to say a few words of encouragement or something to signify their new relationship. Everyone said something boring like peace or lifelong happiness, and our male partner looked at me and said it was my turn. So I did the natural thing and gave a big ol' smile and said "you've got this". Everyone was confused besides our small poly group, but looking back it makes me laugh and turns me on to think of people saying secret slutt things at a wedding.