I had this younger coworker a year or so ago, wee 20 year old girl who knew nothing about the type of shit we sold but got by on being a bit of a ditz and liked talking to customers.

From day one I hated this girl. She would spout some load of shite constantly and just altogether wound me up the wrong way. And as it seemed, she did this because she too did not like me, which...fair is fair, you can't be liked by everyone.

But one night out for a staff drink after work we chatted somewhat amicably and I just told her straight up that I didn't think we got on and that I truly did not enjoy working with her. She took that remarkably well and the next thing out her mouth was, "Does that mean you didn't want to fuck?"

I had no clue what to say in response, but at the end of the night she went home with me and when I say that we hate fucked each other I mean seriously fucking going at one another. She slapped me at one point and I did my best to make her squeal and submit and she loved being a wee brat right back at me. God it was a good fuck. Had a few more before she left the job. Miss the fucking, do NOT miss the load of shit she would chat.