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26M virgin- I thought "painting the ceiling" was a myth/joke
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ThrowAwayVirginAcc is age 26
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So first and foremost, I'm a virgin with legit no sexual experience or even lewd rping or sexting etc.

As a huge subscriber to self pleasure, I've never really "shot" while cumming more than a few inches in my whole life. I do cum a a lot after taking a few weeks-months in-between from beating my personal stress ball- a.k.a my cock but this time the session was insane after a weekish break.

So I began my day extremely horny as per usual being a very sexually frustrated virgin around the infinitely hot as fuck college girls at my university. I was definitely at least half bricked up nearly the whole day while basically mentally edging myself waiting to to just get some alone time at home. Honestly I was so down bad, I wouldn't be surprised if my cock was kinda visible through my pants even when I was embarrassingly trying to hide it.

As soon as class was done, I rushed the fuck home and opened up the infinity gauntlet of porn tabs. I whipped it out and started cranking that solider boy, but for what went on hours, I only got close but never finished 😭.. my dick was so hard it hurt so bad and felt like a boulder. I swear I was easily a couple inches longer than my average time masterbating and maybe even an inch girthier too. I felt like my dick was gonna fall off or blow-up if I didn't bust soon. BUT then I felt it, I was finally getting SUPER DUPE CLOSE and my legs started quivering?😳 I closed my eye and started wincing in anticipation, just beating my dick faster and faster until... I CAME so fucking hard it felt like my spirt left, my mouth was wide open, and I even did like an exhaling like moan😳? Idk what that sound was since I normally am pretty incognito/ a non-moaner to my knowledge.

When I finally re-opened my eyes after coming down from this absolute euphoria, I realized I didn't angle myself very well... I missed the tissues COMPLETELY that I keep on myself to catch the aftermath. My cum was all over me on my chest, face hair, chair, and then.... I felt it... something dripped on me from above😨

The clean up was really awkward since I couldn't reach the ceiling even with borrowing my roommate's step-stool🤦‍♂️ and had to like get a towel toss up there to clean it. Also I really hope my roommates didn't hear me during this.... Ah when the post nut clarity hits😄😊😥

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