I’m not the sharpest crayon in the box but I do realize most guys saying, “I’ve never cum from a blowjob!” are actually fishing for a response something like, “well you’ve never had one from me!”

Regardless though, I willingly play this game with guys who otherwise meet my standards. Seems like they enjoy it. And I’m probably going to blow them anyway.

Fast forward to last night at the bar.

Guy drops the usual line about rarely cumming from blowjobs.

My bold, drunken reply? “I’ll suck your dick as long as it takes until you cum twice.”

90 minutes later in the front seat of his car. in an out of the way spot in a dark parking lot, he says, “Holy shit! Didn’t know I even had it in me to cum twice!”

I take a small bow — mostly for my commitment to pushing through the ticklish phase after he came the first time. Kiss him on the cheek. Wish him a happy new year. Get myself together. Get out of the car and walk back toward the bar to continue my night. 🤷🏻‍♀️

2023 is off to a solid start.