Hi everyone. This was my first time ordering from Soft Punk Slime. I wanted to support a queer creator this pride month, so I made a large order, hoping the good reviews I’ve read about Soft Punk would pan out. Here are my thoughts:

1. twink - butter pure pumice 10000/10

Texture: 10/10. Pumice is dense like sand slimes, which I am a fan of, but it’s not as grainy. When fluffed up you can barely even feel the grains in this. Love love love this one. Butter pumice is a new fav texture. This is similar to Pilot’s wip fine sand texture but denser.

Scent: 5/10. Not a fan, but it’s light enough where I can play with it without smelling it too much. It does not smell like the description to me.

Experience: 10/10. Goes from extremely dense, pretty difficult to even remove from the jar, to fluffy butter goodness.

1. Berry Proud - lush 7/10

Texture: 7/10. Seems like a typical cloud creme. Great inflation. It’s chubby and jiggly and feels slightly wet but doesn’t leave any residue. Points off because it tends to rip easily when stretching, but otherwise a great texture!

Scent: 8/10. Smells pretty good. A bit soapy imo but I enjoy berry smells. Matches description okay.

Experience: 6/10. At first it was great, didn’t stick to my hands. Once inflated it started sticking to me and I had to put on some lotion. Not a fun thing to have to do mid-play.

1. Pan Pals - therapy blend with filo crust 2/10

Texture: 2/10. It came super stiff (overactivated?), and yet it feels sticky still. Weird to describe. Extremely difficult to play with. I’ll let it sit for a while and maybe it’ll improve, but I doubt it.

Scent: 8/10. Smells like soap with a hint of hibiscus tea. I don’t mind the soupy smell but if you’re not a fan, I don’t recommend it.

Experience: 4/10. See Texture explanation. The one thing this slime has going for it is how pretty it is. At first the fimos make out the pan flag on the bottom of the jar, and once mixed it’s an eclectic mix of bright blue and pink in yellow base.

1. So Genderqueer to My Heart - vinyl 10/10

Texture: 10/10. I never really liked TnGs before this. Vinyl is the supreme TnG. It’s super thick and visibly glossy. Goes to show how each shop does it different! Highly recommend trying this one even if you don’t like TnGs.

Scent: 7/10. Again, smells soapy to me, but it’s not bad. This one is quite light so even if you don’t like it, it’s tolerable to play without smelling it much.

Experience: 10/10. Seemingly endless effortless bubble pops. Holdable without any stickiness or tackiness. No activator needed unlike literally every other TnG I’ve had. Loooove it!

1. Carabiner - gak 8/10

Texture: 8/10. Similar to Ohana Slime Company’s resistance texture, but a bit stickier, so I think I’d prefer Ohana’s.

Scent: 8/10. Again, smells like soap, this time with a sweet after note? Also light though, so you can play with it without smelling it much.

Experience: 8/10. See Texture explanation. It’s an arm workout, so if that’s what you want then great! Basically no inflation or bubbles.

1. Cutie Bi - butter x pumice crust 7/10

Texture: 6/10. A very fluffy, light butter that was extremely sticky. I added activator and accidentally added too much, which made it a super stiff butter. Oops.

Scent: 4/10. Smells very artificially sweet. My least favorite scent of the batch.

Experience: 8/10. It was fun to mix up the different colors into the resulting warm maroon. However it was super sticky. The only under activated slime of the batch.

1. Mystery Slime - icee(?) 7/10

Texture: 8/10. I don’t normally like icee slimes but this one is nice. Holdable, doesn’t leave residue.

Scent: 6/10. Again, smells like soap.

Experience: 8/10. No major comments. Was fun to mix the two colors together.

Overall Shop Rating: 7/10.

Pros: I appreciate the free mystery slime and I also received a ton of candy! Certain textures became some new favorites. Most scents were light so that even if I didn’t like them I could still play with them.

Cons: One of the bags for the add in’s was torn and thus the box was messy with it when I opened it. The order did not come with borax powder. Lack of domed lids means finding my own extra containers for even the slightest of inflations. Pan Pals was extremely overacted to the point of being un-playable, while Cutie Bi was under activated. Most scents smelled like soap. Lastly, I didn’t receive the carabiner that was advertised to come with the Carabiner slime! :((((

Would I order again from this shop? Probably, but not another huge order. Only for textures I know I like now, like butter pumice and vinyl.