If a tiny is on your lap, I'm sorry but you can't get up. You are stuck in your seat or on your bed until the tiny decides they're done sitting on you. It's the law.

What's that? You were laying in bed peacefully browsing on your phone when your tiny just walked up to you and sat on your face? Well, congratulations, you're a seat now. Did you say something? Oh, you wanted to wear your soft, comfy shirt that you left on your dresser but now a tiny is sleeping in it? Looks like you're wearing something else today. Oh, look. Your tiny is laying down in the middle of your bed. I'm sure you can share with them. Just take the edge of the bed, you'll be fine. How about that, you woke up with four tinies sleeping on top of you for warmth. A little extra sleep ever hurt anyone.