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Lotion bath
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The nice thing about being a tiny is you don't really waste much product.

Dry hands? Easy fix. Dry lats? Dab a little there.

But why not just... become pure. Do a hard skin reset.

Just pump some Jergens Ultra Healing lotion with Vitamins C, E & B5 in a shallow bowl, hold your nose, dive and emerge, reborn.

A giant could hold me and I'd feel like a cube of jello, just wiggling in their palm, beaming a radiant, rosy glow of pliant skin that bounces with each twitch. The clap of my walk echoing across the whole room, signaling my angelic approach before I tunnel back into a discarded shirt on the floor

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