Or don't. I LOVE banning accounts on a hair trigger. Almost as much as your whining after the fact! Mmmmm sweet delicious whining makes my dick SO hard.

It took 67 days to go from 40k to 50k. That's faster than before and I still don't know how the fuck so many are finding this Sub. I'd ask where you're coming from, but I did before and no one responded so fuck it. Welcome to this depraved fucking party.

There are new rules in the sidebar. I don't make them just because I want to lessen my workload. I do it to keep this room as pristine as possible. I like to be thorough. The room reflects that. Which is why I'm especially fond of these two new rules.

ON DELETING PAST POSTS... I saw several instances a few months ago of certain accounts posting a chick, then deleting their names off the posts, then reposting the same chick on a new account. Fuck that you spamming asshole. If I see your posts disappearing over time your account can get fucked. Also, if I see you have a couple thousand in posting karma but your visible posts don't add up to it you can eat a dick too. And not a delicious kind. One like mine that tastes like terpentine and fermented onion.

ON ASKING FOR PERSONAL INFO... This isn't a new rule. I'm just really REALLY going to be a dick about it from now on. If you suspect a post is fake TELL ME DIRECTLY VIA MESSAGE OR MODMAIL. Failure to do so? BAN. Even if you're trying to be helpful. If you ask for any social media or identifying info...oh yeah. Big fat fucking instaban. And I can't wait to do it.

Finally, if you are a female seller on Reddit or just like posting yourself reach out to me and let me know. I will sticky your posts for 24 hours. That's it. Happy posting and commenting pervs!