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31 [M4F] #USA - Will happily give you the pickles on my burger
Author Summary
NachoManRanchySalad- is a male age 31 looking for a female in USA
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Looking for my person where we can goof around, make each others bellies ache from laughter, tease one another and just spoil each other with love and attention.

As for me and my appearance, I am 31, 6’1 in height, born and raised in England but moved to the US in 2019, bald with a beard, chunky belly but actively working on myself, I have 2 cats and will do anything for their cute little faces, I have a stable job with good 💵, doing okay in life, just missing my best friend and partner in crime.

Some things you should know about me:

  • I will force you to try British food, you cannot convince me it is bad
  • I can become clingy with my person
  • I prefer being cold, Please put your cold feet/hands on me to warm yourself up
  • I got two speeding tickets in the space of 15 minutes
  • You will be dragged along to the UK and Europe to visit my family, whether that’s on the seat next to me or in my suitcase depends on how our conversation goes
  • I text back fast
  • I sneeze, dance and tell jokes like a dad all without having kids

What I’m looking for My main ones are must live anywhere in US and want a monogamous long term relationship that’ll go from LDR to IRL eventually. I give all my love and attention to one woman, I’d expect the same in return. Prefer younger than me, just be of legal age please. Have a sense of humour and can hold/start conversations. I get so many dry one word messages and it’s a major turn off.

If you think we’d get along, feel free to message me! A picture of you also would be appreciated. Any messages that just say ‘hi’ or similar will be ignored. Have a great day! 😊

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Profile updated: 2 days ago
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a male
Age
31
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a female
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1 month ago