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Your mission, should you choose to accept it:
Win the heart of this very strange man.
Agent this is your most challenging mission yet! Having this target under your control will be vital for increasing your and the agency's operating capabilities.
TARGET STATS:
NAME: Nathan \[REDACTED\]
PROFESSION: Software developer - no doubt you could force him to help you fix annoying IT problems!
BODY: 193cm tall, giant cuddly teddy bear 🐻 (Very Affectionate)
HOBBIES:
- Lots of nerding (gaming/tv/movie/anime/comic-con/etc) out together
- Cuddling/Snuggling
- Going on epic food adventures to discover new and exciting resturants and hidden gems
- Singing in the car adventures
- Forcing those around him into fits of Laughter and smiles
KNOWN ASSOCIATES: His black cat "Meesha" see the attached dossier for more info on this adorable yet devious monster he lives with.
While he is loyal to his family and friends we think you are the best chance this agency has to corupt him and bring him under your control!
THIS MESSAGE WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN... one day when I remember to delete it :p
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