Basically anything Jared says makes me burst out laughing, legitimately not figuratively. His sleep deprived insanity fueled pitches to terrified strangers on the street may be one of the funniest things I've ever seen on a show. Esp due to Zach Wood's perfect delivery:

“How much would it be worth to you if I told you I had a GPS app called “Pied Piper”, tracking the location of your child? I can follow your child anywhere and there is nothing you can do to stop me. Most missing children are never found. Interested, very interested, or very interested?”

And also because he's actually a good person who works his ass off and is humble. I genuinely would want to work or be friends with someone like him irl. He's a true ride or die bro with a big heart.

But it's also a testament to Zach how funny it is when he becomes Ed Chambers and literally plays the opposite character and it's hilarious.

And also

He fucks.