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r/ShittyLifeProTips

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A place for the shittiest, most mocking "pro-tips" you can think of. Whether you want to let us know how glue can help out your hair or the quickest way to clog a public toilet, we're the place to post.

Notice: This subreddit is not actively monitored, so the posts here are only a small subset of what exists on reddit.

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to r/ShittyLifeProTips by shootermac32
3 weeks ago
Preview thumbnail for SLPT- Do you have a company wide Drug Test coming up? Feared of being Fired?? Well, even the playing field with this one trick! image
SLPT- Do you have a company wide Drug Test coming up? Feared of being Fired?? Well, even the playing field with this one trick!
to r/ShittyLifeProTips by rugby_ghymp
3 weeks ago
LPT: got a heavy cold and can't stop sneezing? Lay on your back - get a 'free' abs workout!
to r/ShittyLifeProTips by Worldly-System-1565
1 month ago
Preview thumbnail for SLPT: Inflicting Critical Hit image
SLPT: Inflicting Critical Hit
to r/ShittyLifeProTips by JustMade128
2 months ago
SLPT: Never lose your house keys
to r/ShittyLifeProTips by Loud_Joke_7050
3 months ago
Preview thumbnail for SLPT: lifetips trick image
SLPT: lifetips trick
to r/ShittyLifeProTips by sweetieAmyyy
4 months ago
SLPT: Need to cut down on your food budget? Join a local “free samples” club and make it your new dining strategy. Gourmet meals, one bite at a time!
to r/ShittyLifeProTips by sweetieAmyyy
4 months ago
SLPT: Can’t decide what to wear? Just put on all your clothes at once. You’ll be prepared for any weather!
to r/ShittyLifeProTips by sweetieAmyyy
4 months ago
SLPT: Need a vacation but can't afford it? Change your desktop wallpaper to a beach scene and tell everyone you’re working remotely from paradise!
to r/ShittyLifeProTips by sweetieAmyyy
4 months ago
SLPT: Hate grocery shopping? Simply move in with your parents and enjoy free food forever!
to r/ShittyLifeProTips by Gavel99
5 months ago
SLPT: Need more enjoyment out of life? Eat a few bags of candy bars, but fun-size only
to r/ShittyLifeProTips by Gavel99
5 months ago
SLPT: Always Stand When You Ride the Subway or Bus. That Way You Never Have to Get Up for a Pregnant or Disabled Passenger.
to r/ShittyLifeProTips by Round_Caramel_5539
8 months ago
SLPT: Save money with rising electricity costs by turning off unnecessary things like lights
to r/ShittyLifeProTips by PersephoneGraves
3 months ago
SLPT: Giving cars space to pass you in traffic makes driving in traffic more enjoyable
to r/ShittyLifeProTips by Atorres8901
8 months ago
Preview thumbnail for LPT run a background check on the owner image
LPT run a background check on the owner
to r/ShittyLifeProTips by Atorres8901
8 months ago
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LpT
to r/ShittyLifeProTips by Atorres8901
8 months ago
Preview thumbnail for Slpt how to download a video from YouTube image
Slpt how to download a video from YouTube
to r/ShittyLifeProTips by Atorres8901
8 months ago
Preview thumbnail for Slpt superglue yourself to the counter when you want your way image
Slpt superglue yourself to the counter when you want your way
to r/ShittyLifeProTips by Atorres8901
8 months ago
Preview thumbnail for LPT just stay home image
LPT just stay home
to r/ShittyLifeProTips by Unexpected_short_guy
4 months ago
SLPT: if you have to pee and there’s no restroom, just pee! It’ll dry and keep you warm.
to r/ShittyLifeProTips by jvite1
7 months ago
SLPT: reduce friction in your life by covering yourself head to toe in a thick layer of petroleum jelly at the beginning of the day
to r/ShittyLifeProTips by girlnextdoor_cassie
11 months ago
SLPT: obese people should just pick up cocaine
to r/ShittyLifeProTips by Jawa392
6 months ago
Preview thumbnail for SLPT A burrito will fit in a cup holder image
SLPT A burrito will fit in a cup holder
to r/ShittyLifeProTips by BriannaBromell
4 months ago
SLPT: Emergency Markers
to r/ShittyLifeProTips by ForgetForgetting
7 months ago
SLPT: Wear a hijab when filming a gay sex video in a country where homosexuality is illegal.
to r/ShittyLifeProTips by The_Milfy_Way
1 year ago
Preview thumbnail for Spez likes pig titties: SLPT: Get me pregnant and get 3 home cooked meals a day for 18 years image
Spez likes pig titties: SLPT: Get me pregnant and get 3 home cooked meals a day for 18 years