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r/ShittyLifeProTips

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A place for the shittiest, most mocking "pro-tips" you can think of. Whether you want to let us know how glue can help out your hair or the quickest way to clog a public toilet, we're the place to post.

Notice: This subreddit is not actively monitored, so the posts here are only a small subset of what exists on reddit.

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to r/ShittyLifeProTips by PointDelicious8251
3 weeks ago
SLPT: If you’re tired of brushing your teeth, just pull them out with pliers.
to r/ShittyLifeProTips by shootermac32
2 months ago
Preview thumbnail for SLPT- Do you have a company wide Drug Test coming up? Feared of being Fired?? Well, even the playing field with this one trick! image
SLPT- Do you have a company wide Drug Test coming up? Feared of being Fired?? Well, even the playing field with this one trick!
to r/ShittyLifeProTips by rugby_ghymp
3 months ago
LPT: got a heavy cold and can't stop sneezing? Lay on your back - get a 'free' abs workout!
to r/ShittyLifeProTips by Worldly-System-1565
3 months ago
Preview thumbnail for SLPT: Inflicting Critical Hit image
SLPT: Inflicting Critical Hit
to r/ShittyLifeProTips by JustMade128
4 months ago
SLPT: Never lose your house keys
to r/ShittyLifeProTips by Loud_Joke_7050
5 months ago
Preview thumbnail for SLPT: lifetips trick image
SLPT: lifetips trick
to r/ShittyLifeProTips by sweetieAmyyy
6 months ago
SLPT: Need to cut down on your food budget? Join a local “free samples” club and make it your new dining strategy. Gourmet meals, one bite at a time!
to r/ShittyLifeProTips by sweetieAmyyy
6 months ago
SLPT: Can’t decide what to wear? Just put on all your clothes at once. You’ll be prepared for any weather!
to r/ShittyLifeProTips by sweetieAmyyy
6 months ago
SLPT: Need a vacation but can't afford it? Change your desktop wallpaper to a beach scene and tell everyone you’re working remotely from paradise!
to r/ShittyLifeProTips by sweetieAmyyy
6 months ago
SLPT: Hate grocery shopping? Simply move in with your parents and enjoy free food forever!
to r/ShittyLifeProTips by JustARandom231
3 weeks ago
SLPT: removing paint from clothes
to r/ShittyLifeProTips by RobsCrazy003
2 months ago
LPT its ok to pee in the shower, all drains lead to the ocean. Fish love pee.
to r/ShittyLifeProTips by RobsCrazy003
2 months ago
LPT You can fake your orgasm and throw some mayo on her back
to r/ShittyLifeProTips by RobsCrazy003
2 months ago
Preview thumbnail for LPT the texture is not accurate at all do not buy image
LPT the texture is not accurate at all do not buy
to r/ShittyLifeProTips by Gavel99
7 months ago
SLPT: Need more enjoyment out of life? Eat a few bags of candy bars, but fun-size only
to r/ShittyLifeProTips by Gavel99
7 months ago
SLPT: Always Stand When You Ride the Subway or Bus. That Way You Never Have to Get Up for a Pregnant or Disabled Passenger.
to r/ShittyLifeProTips by Round_Caramel_5539
10 months ago
SLPT: Save money with rising electricity costs by turning off unnecessary things like lights
to r/ShittyLifeProTips by PersephoneGraves
5 months ago
SLPT: Giving cars space to pass you in traffic makes driving in traffic more enjoyable
to r/ShittyLifeProTips by Thumbs0fDestiny
1 month ago
Preview thumbnail for SLPT: Mute the people you want to talk to so you can pay more attention to the people you don't. image
SLPT: Mute the people you want to talk to so you can pay more attention to the people you don't.
to r/ShittyLifeProTips by TheEndOfShartache
1 month ago
SLPT: biscuit cans can double as a fleshlight before you cook them. Use this tip to save money.
to r/ShittyLifeProTips by Atorres8901
10 months ago
Preview thumbnail for LPT run a background check on the owner image
LPT run a background check on the owner
to r/ShittyLifeProTips by Atorres8901
10 months ago
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LpT
to r/ShittyLifeProTips by Atorres8901
10 months ago
Preview thumbnail for Slpt how to download a video from YouTube image
Slpt how to download a video from YouTube
to r/ShittyLifeProTips by Atorres8901
10 months ago
Preview thumbnail for Slpt superglue yourself to the counter when you want your way image
Slpt superglue yourself to the counter when you want your way
to r/ShittyLifeProTips by Atorres8901
10 months ago
Preview thumbnail for LPT just stay home image
LPT just stay home