Yes, this is a thing. Redditors, who's favorite activity in a lawless society is rape, want to start a lawless society on an isolated island.
But theres a problem in paradise!!!
girls? are there girls there? 25
A problem with islands vs general beach land is access to women. 3
what would the male/female ratio of this island be? 3
What to do!
we don't want to have a sausage party without any buns. 30
At least this poster has a bit of awareness since he wouldn't want his wife or girlfriend to be the only woman on the island, because he realizes how fucking creepy/rapey redditors are.
But how do we solve this problem of there not being enough females to bang(rape)? Don't worry, females are all golddiggers and will do anything just for a chance to go to a real live ISLAND. OMG AN ISLAND.
You really can't find a few females who would want to come with you to your private island? Maybe you just need to remind them that YOU HAVE AN ISLAND!!! 37
Once you become "The dude who lives on a tropical island" among your circle of friends back home, you'll be crawling in chicks. Everyone on FB will wanna talk to you. You can be like "hey, come hang out with me on island for your two week vacation". 2
Nevermind that this island is not going to be a vacation paradise, but a bunch of redditors sleeping in shipping containers or shipping pallets.
Shit. Sign me up.
Other solutions?
We can order babes online 6
sex changes for some! beer goggles for the rest! 6
I'll kid-nap the hookers! 3
if we want chicks, just promise them unlimited goon (red wine that comes in a silver bladder in a box) and a DJ who plays Ministry of Sound. 1
women are cheep (if your into that) 13
Lady-boys would be cheap too!! .....not that that appeals to me or anything..... 3
we could easily balance that by creating an incentive for young attractive single females to join our island (low taxes, a free apartment for 5 years, etc'). 2
Over here you can see two redditors reenacting The Implication
I'm sure this will be a success, and not a creepy rapist haven. GOOD LUCK REDDIT.
Wait, what's that? I hear you're having trouble getting funding for your rape island and need advertising?! YOURE IN LUCK! I WORK IN ADVERTISING
I promise, r/rapistisland, that I will do all of your advertising, for free, as long as I can stay true to the spirit of the place. look at how fucking talented i am.
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