Post one

The key here is remembering this when she eventually asks to get back together.. [ 2614]

1st week back - No contact
2nd week - Phone calls with with tears and irregular breathing about mistakes that were made [ 504]

I agree. She's not a keeper. [ 22]

Definitely the girl that's the problem and no the person posting memes about their breakup for karma. /s

Don't be a pussy, Scott. [ 755]

Seriously mate, in this position now. Would have preferred 'before' in a heartbeat, atleast it's not behind your back cheating. [ 212]

DAE think that the only reason women break up with men is because they want to fuck a different one? It definitely nothing to do with you having shitty sexist opinions of course.

How about just be happy that woman will not be the mother of your children? [ 71]

This guy cucks. [ 424]

She wants to get gangbanged with a clear conscience. [ 1963]

Well it is kinda nice of her to dump him before the gangbang, as opposed to after. [ 1378]

Bringing a nice strain of Chlamydia back compliments of the boys over at the Psi Beta Kappa House. [ 405]

My clap strain brings all the boys to the yard and they're like "There's 2 more guys in the car" and I'm like " I can take you all but I'll have to charge". [ 284]

something like this {picture of 8 pistons} [ 125]

Eh, it'll probably look a little bit more like this. {more pistons} [ 89

Probably went like this; {comic about how women are slurs} [ 36]

{another gang bang pic} [ 42]

considering the age range of college there is a 50/50 chance she did this so she wasn't "cheating" and is expecting to get back with OP after spring break. [ 20]

I do agree that her breaking up before fucking someone else is the right thing to do. But the point of a relationship is not wanting to fuck around... [ 21]

Acknowledging that poly relationships and not sexual exclusive relationships exist is too hard for reddit to understand

At least she had the decency not to cheat. [ 332]

We... don't know that for certain... [ 156]

I bet she wants to get back together with you after she gets back from Spring Break for the old "I never cheated on you" argument later on in life. [ 446]

Most likely the outcome. Don't take her back because it's gonna be the same thing next year [ 163]

Nah Next year she won't care to break up. She already knows youll take it. [ 140]

Plus the Chlamydia and the HPV [ 21]

Because having sex responsibly and safely definitely isn't a thing that most sexual people do.

I'm not saying there's ZERO chance that she's being manipulative, I'm just saying we should consider alternatives [ 27]

It would be easier to consider those alternate motives if it weren't 2 days before spring break. [ 61]

On the other end of the spectrum, two of my best friends decided to start dating right before one of them went on Spring Break. Not even Admiral Ackbar could convince him it was a trap. [ 24]

ah, the good ol transition from winter cling to summer fling [ 21]

So? You're going to take her back as soon as she says she misses you and needed a break to blow-bang 14 dudes (and/or ladies!!) in a row [ 158]

Just know that going back to an ex is like sticking a piece of shit back up your ass, man. It's messy, you've already discarded it, and now you'll have to clean it up a second time. [ 303]

Bravo. I will forever preach your advice, verbatim. [ 104]

Aww man. That sucks. There are sooo many seedy hotels and break bars in Daytona.... Which one exactly is she at, specifically? I'm asking so I can avoid her, of course. I really don't need to run into any sluts this week. That would be.... the worst... you know... [ 64]

But not before Valentines day of course. [ 63]

Choosing the right day to break up is more important than getting out of a bad relationship as soon as you realize you need to /s

Gosh, that's bad. Where is she going so I can stay away from that man hungry girl freshly off her leash and ready to do bad and regrettable things with guys she hardly knows? There are so many Spring Break spots... [ 37]

Hmm, I wonder what op's girlfriend has in mind for spring break... [ 27]

Post two

Unless she tries to repair the relationship after she's done having her fun. Then she's just being manipulative to feel like she has a clean conscience, when in reality her halo is quite tarnished. That would still be better than cheating, though. [ 315]

Is that something I'm assuming, or did I present it as a conditional? [ 56]

"It's just a joak conditional guize, totally not me expressing me sexist opinion at all"

WE WERE ON A BREAK [ 269]