OP's cousin in /r/gaming announces that she's having a baby with a rather cute image of a couple holding game controllers, with the third one empty stating "Waiting for Player 3...April 2013". Innocent enough, right? You would think users would offer their congrats, right? Nope. Let's talk about the feeeemales hands!

Those are the manliest looking hands I've ever seen on a woman.[=507 -69]

Ugh.

Maybe she is Italian or Jewish. [ 67 -21]

What does that have to do with anything?!

Or a man. [ 150 -14]

Yeah, that pregnant lady is actually a man! What a twist!

Or just fat [ 46 -10]

I like how they think they can determine the size of someone based on one photograph of someone's hands.

The fingernails are disgusting too. [ 32 -15]

Huh? She has manicured hands and only two of her fingernails are fully visible in the photo. But, hey, IT'S REDDIT, and if it's a feeeemale, we must judge her!