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r/ShitAmericansSay

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Shit Americans Say: we can't make it up.


Have you recently seen something amusing out of the states? Of course you have! Post it here.

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to r/ShitAmericansSay by ywraban_dproc
1 month ago
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Germans (and 99% of the EU) don't have free speech rights
to r/ShitAmericansSay by _DepletedCranium_
2 months ago
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"Europe uses stone because you're at a constant threat of being BOMBED" + bonus
Inventions
to r/ShitAmericansSay by UnchartedLand
1 week ago
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Close the borders to Europeans now.
to r/ShitAmericansSay by boskee
1 month ago
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Scotland is my home even though I've never been there.
Heritage
to r/ShitAmericansSay by augustinson
3 months ago
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Top 50 most hostile fanbases in all of sport
to r/ShitAmericansSay by Senior_Sheepherder13
3 months ago
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"This is why America is the goat":"
to r/ShitAmericansSay by Striking_Wrap811
2 days ago
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Perhaps Americans know something the rest of the world doesn't
Exceptionalism
to r/ShitAmericansSay by MAGAJihad
4 months ago
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“You know you’re Italian when.. you get mad and start speaking half in English and half in Italian”
Heritage
to r/ShitAmericansSay by 3daysofspring
4 months ago
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"The U.S. is the only area in the world that has states lol"
to r/ShitAmericansSay by BeastMode149
4 months ago
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“It's hard for Americans to comprehend how poor European education systems are.”
to r/ShitAmericansSay by spiggerish
4 months ago
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“The capital of the world”
to r/ShitAmericansSay by Senior_Sheepherder13
3 months ago
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"I'm confused, do you not like America?"
to r/ShitAmericansSay by iceblnklck
2 months ago
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USA isn’t on the list
to r/ShitAmericansSay by rosidoto
4 months ago
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We are going to bring USD of course but someone we bring some euros for small purchases
to r/ShitAmericansSay by Senior_Sheepherder13
4 months ago
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“American accent is the best and clearest version”
to r/ShitAmericansSay by Beneficial_Stock9235
4 months ago
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“voluntary mandatory shift coverage”
Capitalism
to r/ShitAmericansSay by Neoth1992
3 months ago
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“The entire world is looking to Florida to lead on Climate Change”
in Florida
to r/ShitAmericansSay by zoifry
4 months ago
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The one that won the war has freedom
to r/ShitAmericansSay by eeeeimaJ
5 months ago
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"Defend your countries for you"
to r/ShitAmericansSay by BeastMode149
1 month ago
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“imagine being so europoor you need to take a train whenever you want to go somewhere”
to r/ShitAmericansSay by AnonMan695j
8 hours ago
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"Europeans have terrible taste music"
to r/ShitAmericansSay by SonofCorax
3 months ago
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"How many wars has Australia won"
in Australia
to r/ShitAmericansSay by Im_Unpopular_AF
4 months ago
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You're getting downvotes, but you're right, we're the worst. Source: Irish -American :)
Culture
to r/ShitAmericansSay by Go-AwayThr0wAw4yy
4 months ago
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You are British not a language!
to r/ShitAmericansSay by TheShitDaMuricanSays
4 months ago
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“l'm Scandinavian American... don't speak a word of anything but English but that still does make me Scandanavian”