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r/ShitAmericansSay

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Shit Americans Say: we can't make it up.


Have you recently seen something amusing out of the states? Of course you have! Post it here.

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to r/ShitAmericansSay by Sol4-6
1 month ago
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"We need Greenland for national security reasons"
Greenland
in Greenland
to r/ShitAmericansSay by G14DMFURL0L1Y401TR4P
1 month ago
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"The US used to export democratic ideals to the rest of the world"
to r/ShitAmericansSay by milkygalaxy24
2 months ago
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"So I guess we TOTALLY NEVER invented the car, telephone, computer, metal ships, internet, planes, helicopter, Wi-Fi, penicilin, nuclear bomb, nuclear power plant, or solar panel?"
in Wisconsin
to r/ShitAmericansSay by DominikWilde1
2 months ago
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"I never see Americans obsessing over Europe like Europoors obsess over America"
to r/ShitAmericansSay by _Specialista_
2 months ago
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“Guys remember the US literally owns Europe😭”
to r/ShitAmericansSay by BigHarambeDick
2 months ago
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"Don't tell me I'm not Italian"
to r/ShitAmericansSay by poppleturtle198
2 months ago
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“USA still reigns in the national anthem department, hands down.”
Culture
to r/ShitAmericansSay by inceptum
2 months ago
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Sure, Britain started the development of the English language
to r/ShitAmericansSay by CuriousGeorge__82
2 months ago
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WA? Like, Washington, US? On an story about Australia
in Washington
to r/ShitAmericansSay by reaccess
2 months ago
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Some of the red ones are touching the ocean
to r/ShitAmericansSay by lars330
2 months ago
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"I find it more unbelievable that there are schools that don't have armed officers"
Education
to r/ShitAmericansSay by BeastMode149
2 months ago
2024 US Election Megathread
to r/ShitAmericansSay by manueldi811
2 months ago
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"But the most popular and honorable and the most respected passport is the US passport"
to r/ShitAmericansSay by MrLewk
2 months ago
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"the mercy of a Trump presidency"
to r/ShitAmericansSay by Overlordgaz
2 months ago
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"They've never had food before that moment"
to r/ShitAmericansSay by ywraban_dproc
4 months ago
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Germans (and 99% of the EU) don't have free speech rights
to r/ShitAmericansSay by _DepletedCranium_
6 months ago
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"Europe uses stone because you're at a constant threat of being BOMBED" + bonus
Inventions
to r/ShitAmericansSay by UnchartedLand
3 months ago
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Close the borders to Europeans now.
to r/ShitAmericansSay by boskee
5 months ago
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Scotland is my home even though I've never been there.
Heritage
to r/ShitAmericansSay by augustinson
6 months ago
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Top 50 most hostile fanbases in all of sport
to r/ShitAmericansSay by Senior_Sheepherder13
6 months ago
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"This is why America is the goat":"
to r/ShitAmericansSay by Striking_Wrap811
3 months ago
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Perhaps Americans know something the rest of the world doesn't
Exceptionalism
to r/ShitAmericansSay by MAGAJihad
8 months ago
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“You know you’re Italian when.. you get mad and start speaking half in English and half in Italian”
Heritage
to r/ShitAmericansSay by 3daysofspring
8 months ago
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"The U.S. is the only area in the world that has states lol"
to r/ShitAmericansSay by BeastMode149
7 months ago
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“It's hard for Americans to comprehend how poor European education systems are.”