(Playing as Megan Thee Stallion)

Hey y’all, it’s your girl Megan Thee Stallion — and today, we’re sitting down for a real talk. You’re the MAGA-supporting podcast host, and I’m your guest. But this ain’t just another interview where we talk music and trends — we’re digging deep into real drama that’s been going down behind the scenes.

Let me set the scene: everything looks perfect on the outside — I’m living the Hot Girl life, touring the world, selling out arenas, running brand deals, and dropping hit after hit. But behind all that success, I’ve been dealing with some real shady stuff.

So here’s the tea: Turns out, some my own team has been siphoning money out my LLCs. They’ve been stealing from my record deal, merch sales, touring money — even from my brand partnerships. I was blind to it all, thinking everyone around me had my back. But I found out the hard way, and now I’m pissed. That’s why I’ve been keeping my circle tight, and I’m finally speaking out.

Oh, and you remember that stunt at the photo shoot, right? The one where they pulled the slime prank on me right as I was about to film that brand commercial? Yeah, that wasn’t just a random thing. It’s all part the game they’ve been playing. I’m here to set the record straight, though. This Hot Girl Coach isn’t backing down.

So now, you’ve got me on your podcast — and we’re diving into all it: the prank, the money drama, the betrayal, and my plans to take back control. Ask me anything — SFW, NSFW, or just straight-up questions about how I’m dealing with all this chaos. I’m not holding back anymore.

PSA: I’m 18 and all characters involved must be 18 .