Service Requested: A 5 minute custom video where you tease and humiliate me with your armpits and make me cum to them. No nudity.

Budget: $50 for solo, $100 for g/g

Payment Methods: Cash app, Throne, Amazon, Venmo and maybe Paypal.

Type of seller: Some mix of bratty, mean, condescending, teasing. Open to all pit types: smooth, hairy or stubbly. Verified sellers only.

Specifics: I want a video that humiliates me for being an armpit freak all while furthing my addiction to them.

Show off your exposed armpits, encourage me to stroke to them and tell me how pathetic I am for wanting this instead of normal things like tits, pussy or actual sex. But then remind me I couldn't get those other things, anyway, even if I did want them. I can provide a whole list of why I'm pathetic if you want/need those details before filming.

Laugh at me, do the loser "L" hand sign or flip me off. Please use the phrase "what a fucking loser" or just "fucking loser" at least once.

You can have me do things like repeat phrases out loud that affirm my love and addiction to armpits or write things on myself with Sharpie. Or put me on my knees while watching so I know I'm (literally) beneath you and your armpits.

Really drive it into me that this will never change and my addiction will get worse. And please act happy/satisfied that you're encouraging me to ruin myself more.

I cum really quickly, so please tell me to stop stroking occasion and when to restart. And give me a short countdown at the end while making me stare intensely at your pits. Then laugh at and insult me a bit more as you close out.