So I’m trans and have dabbled in cam work and modeling and the onlyfans stuff but wanted to dip my toes into the real sex work and meet up with some people. This weekend I got signed up on tsescorts pending bitcoin clearing, tryst pending verification, ts4rent pending verification, and Eros trans pending verification.

Since they were all pending i threw up a listing on megapersonals and waited a bit. Lo and behold I get a guy that I know from my old apartments saw it and always had a crush on me and wanted to meet up. I told him the circumstances that it was late and I was busy but he came over after much persistence. He arrived and he’s cute like I knew he was so I figured I’d found the perfect person for my first time.

Fast forward 10 minutes. We just smoked a blunt, he wanted some head, and I start going down on him. This is where it gets hilariously bad. I have a bad gag reflex but usually it is just me making gagging sounds when I go too deep. This time, however, something tripped my gag reflex in an intense way and I threw up all over this man’s penis. Being the trooper I am I slurped it all up and ran to the bathroom to spit it out.

He was kind of amused by it but clearly it wasn’t a turn on for anyone. It’s my fault. I just pigged out on fast food thinking I wasn’t going to see anyone yesterday night. Poor puke penis still wants to see me again. I felt so bad I gave him a full refund too.

Maybe I’m not cut out for the this…. 🤷‍♀️

Edit: he came back the next day and paid for two hours