I just find this so annoying. So many people see my ad, And then assume for me to magically be available today. It’s like very few can actually think or plan ahead. Just about every booking I’ve had has expected me to meet on less than 24 hours notice. This is crazy.

I know this gets discussed often, but I literally can’t explain it in my ads any better. Do I have to put multiple sentences that say: 24 HOURS NOTICE, 24 HOURS NOTICE, 24 HOURS NOTICE with blinking strobe lights??? lol.

And honestly, I don’t mind same day appointments but: there’s not a lifestyle that’s designed for me to just sit around and plan nothing with my day or wait for calls that I don’t even know are coming or not. And I also can’t be in multiple cities at once, it’s just not possible. Even when I try to let these people know I am available to travel to places within a few hours range of me: they still are like, “YOU AVAILABLE THIS AFTERNOON, DURRHH”

Like no, I’m not. I didn’t even know you before today: and if I did it’s probably been MONTHS since we last texted. Which many times, they didn’t follow thru then either.

But then it’s like when I do only post ads in cities even I get there; I arrive and get nothing. Then I’m forced to pay my way there AND back. It’s stupid. I just went off on someone today big time, like I’m talking major fight…because he was like, “I don’t want to screen/answer any questions/send any money unless I know you’re here today. I’m like: we are going to go to war, and we did lol.

But even yesterday, someone tried to get me to arrange a whole fantasy…between two times in the afternoon with basically same day notice. I wasn’t even arrive in the area yet and was taking bookings ahead. It would have taken a couple days minimum to schedule that. But yes, it’s just hella annoying…excuse the rant off lol.