The wife is out of town, and I want to order something today so I can have it here before she gets back, so time is of the essence. That said, Amazon prime is likely my best choice.

For her: She wants to try something glass. We don't want to put too much $ into it because she's not sure she'll love glass. She prefers smooth toys over veiny or bumpy toys. It does not need to be realistic, in fact something that targets the g-spot, and has a lot of girth (either a bulbous end, or a thick toy) would be best.

For me: I'm enjoying anal play lately with a few silicone anal plugs, but I'm always tight even when I'm relaxed. I'd like to try some glass toys as well because of the easy clean up and the smooth feel of a warmed glass toy sounds great. I prefer length over girth and it doesn't need to resemble a cock in design. Nothing too veiny for me either. It's more about feeling filled up than anything.

Okay reddit, do your best and start slinging suggestions my way!