Throw away for obvious reasons. I thought you guys would enjoy my misadventures.

A few weeks ago I got myself an Aneros Helix Syn V prostate massager. I didn’t have much occasions yet to use it as my wife isn’t into butt stuff (whoever butt it is) so she had told me I can use it by myself.

This week I had a business trip and I thought I’d take it with me to use in my hotel room. Friday (today) comes up and I have to check out of my hotel, spend the day at the company that is hosting me, before taking a flight back home. I arrive in the company building, settle at a desk in the open space, with my big luggage next to me, and remember I forgot to take a cable from it, so I open it in the middle of the open space. As I search for the cable, I put my hand on something vibrating. I froze, realizing what it is. My time is now limited before someone starts to wonder what that sound is, whose “phone” is vibrating so much and with such a weird pattern. I can’t even pretend it’s my shaver, what shaver does vvv vvv vvv VVVVVV repeatedly?

The damn thing is somewhere in my bag of dirty clothes. I put my hand there, find it, find the button, turn it off. Pfew! I close the luggage and get back on my seat.

Now I hear a faint noise. I spent the morning asking myself if the thing turned itself back on, or if my ears are just playing tricks. I challenge anyone in that situation to get any work done! I left for the airport mid-afternoon and there, before dropping my bag, finally, I could check. The thing is off. Maybe the battery died, who knows.