When I was a teenager, I was extremely horny all the time. Sometimes I would stay at my dads for a few days and he had a large collection of sex toys from penis pumps to dildos and everything in between, he kept them in a box under his desk (he was really bad at hiding them) so as a horny teen I would help myself to his toys from time to time when we would be working.

He had two pocket pussies in one of his drawers, one was fine and the other was noticeably melted (I assumed it was left In the sunlight for too long) I took the other one and, as a horny teen, went to town on that thing. I unloaded multiple loads into it that day, then I washed and put it back

At first everything was fine but that night my dick felt itchy and when I took a piss it burned, the head turned a deep red and swelled up. I thought I had gotten an STI from the pocket pussy. Not wanting to admit to my dad I was using his sex toys I just stuffed some dettol disinfectant wipes in my foreskin and hoped for the best. Eventually the swelling went down and everything was okay, but now I know that it was most likely chemical burn from cheap materials used in the pocket pussy

That’s a mistake I’ll never make again