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I enjoyed reading a couple of hot "questionnaires". So, I thought it would be fun to contribute. Here are some Q&As with my amazing wife of many years. I admit we could not go through this in a single session: Completion had to be postponed a couple of times as things got a bit too heated.

  1. How many people have you had sex with? 7, including you.

  2. Were they all men? 2 of them were women but I have never been in a relationship with a woman.

  3. How many people have you jerked off? 8, all my lovers plus one guy before I ever had sex.

  4. Have you ever fantasized about an MMF 3some? I did but not for a long time. That was before I met you and the last time was just at the beginning of our dating life (I was 34 at the time and she was 26): You remember Ricardo (not his real name), one of my charming and attractive gay friends (agree on both accounts) in his late 20's? Well, he secretly offered to sleep with me if I could get you to join in the same bed. He really tried to seduce you, by the way (I remember that).

  5. Did you have specific "candidates" in mind? Well, there was Ricardo and you but apart from that, it was always just a thought.

  6. Have you ever fantasized about double-penetration? Yes, though not for a long while.

  7. Have you ever fantasized about an FFF 3some? I have thought about it. I would be open to it.

  8. Do/did you have specific "candidates" in mind? Not really. Sometimes, I notice a woman who has a special vibe about her and I feel attracted to her but it was never more than that. I guess that would be more a 1-on-1 situation than a FFF 3some by the way.

  9. Have you ever fantasized about an FFM 3some? Yes, I have been "invited" several times but I was always too much of a scaredy cat to do it before I was with you. I only feel both excited enough and safe enough if you are with me.

  10. Do/did you have specific "candidates" in mind? Well, you would know, wouldn't you. Does you, me and Anna (not her real name) ring a bell? I was a bit apprehensive about it at first but the chemistry between all of us was so genuine and so comfortable that it turned out to be a great experience. She was a (hot) darling.

  11. Have you ever done deep throat? Yes, with you.

  12. Have you ever had sex at work? No

  13. Has anyone ever come in your ass? Yes, you did.

  14. Have you ever had sex in a car? No

  15. Have you ever had sex without condoms? With how many people? Yes, all of them, eventually.

  16. Have you ever taken someone's virginity? No

  17. How many men have seen you naked? Only my lovers have seen me naked. That would be 5 men (and 2 women).

  18. Have you ever had 1-night stands? No

  19. Have you ever had sex in the kitchen? No, but you could bend me over the counter tomorrow if you want...

  20. Have you ever masturbated with a household item? Ewww, no! Or does a pillow count?

  21. Have you ever used a fruit or a vegetable during sex or masturbation? No

  22. Have you ever had sex at a concert or a party? No. Things have sometimes gotten really hot but no actual sex. Sex would be for later, when we got home.

  23. Have you ever had sex with someone watching? Yes, when we had our 3some with Anna. Duh!

  24. Have you ever had sex in a sauna? No, but I have masturbated in a sauna. I like saunas.

  25. Were you alone in there? Yes

  26. What fantasy would you like to fulfill with me? Hmmm, you haven't bent me over the dining table yet. You can be rough if you want. You know... Just take me (laughs). There is also that double-penetration that you just reminded me about but no urgency here. I can live without it. If I could choose, I would prefer another FFM 3some.

  27. Have you ever been caught masturbating by your parents? No. Nobody ever caught me masturbating.

  28. What's the best orgasm/sexual experience you have had? There is only one such experience that does not involve you. That was on holiday with Jack (not his real name) and he fucked me so well on a table with my legs wide open. He had a way to tilt his hips when he bottomed out inside of me that stimulated my clit like no-one else ever did before or after.

  29. What's the best orgasm/sexual experience you have had with me then? Almost all my memorable experiences are with you. How do I choose? Maybe that night you fucked me non-stop, like 7 times? That was amazing. And anal! I never did anal before you. And our 3some with Anna.

  30. Have you ever seen someone having sex? Well, you and Anna when we had our 3some. Duh again!

  31. How many people have you given blowjobs to? Only 3. 4 if we can count pussy...

  32. Have you ever cheated? No, I came close while in a difficult relationship once. We were getting pretty physical. It was borderline but I caught myself.

  33. Have you ever had sex while drunk? Only a bit drunk. Happy and carefree. A little alcohol makes me hot and horny actually. Very drunk is no good.

  34. Have you ever had sex on a first date? No

  35. Has anyone ever come on your face? No

  36. Have you ever had multiple orgasms? Yes, when I can masturbate at the same time that I am being fucked, it happens regularly.

  37. Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? No

  38. Where would you like to have sex that you haven't had yet? In a side street or an alleyway.

  39. Have you ever been to a strip club? Yes but not as you think. When I was in college, we were doing some research that involved interviewing strippers (male strippers) about their lives.

  40. Have you ever been caught watching porn? No

  41. Have you ever had sex with someone from another country? All 7 of them, including you, were from different countries. As a matter of fact, I have never fucked someone from my own country.

  42. What sort of compliment do you receive while having sex? It's rarely during sex but sometimes after it. I have been told I am a really good lover; I'm a great kisser; I have perfect boobs; my skin is flawless. Things like that.

  43. What is the biggest dick you have ever had? It wasn't particularly long but it was scary thick, thicker than my fist. It hurt a lot and I bled. We ended up in a hospital to check everything but the doctor said all was fine.

  44. What was the smallest dick you have ever had? I never measured them but I have never had a small dick. In fact, they were all more or less the same length, around 6-7 inches maybe?

  45. Have you ever had a FWB? Yes, Mr "scary thick" was a fwb but sex wasn't all that great with him.

  46. What do you like the most about making your partner come? To give him pleasure, to be the source of his pleasure and the way it feels when he is pulsating inside me.

  47. Have you ever had sex in a pool? Actual sex, no. But I have been playing with your dick in the middle of the crowd at a pool bar, remember? Nice self-control, by the way: How you kept chatting with people even though you were long and hard and twitching in my hand.

  48. Have you ever regretted having sex with anyone? Nope.

  49. Have you ever had sex in public? Yes, in the ocean with you. People on the beach. Some people in the water though not close. Bikini to the side and in it went. It was intense. I loved it. I also blew you during a cab ride once. That's public too, right?

  50. Have you ever been called names while having sex? You called me a slut... but it's ok because I am your slut.

  51. Has there ever been a big age gap between you and your lovers? No, we were always around the same age.

  52. Have you ever had sex with one of your siblings' friends? No.

  53. Have you ever had/given sex out of pity? No. There nothing sexy about that. I would not get aroused.

  54. Have you ever had sex with an ex? No. I played a truth-or-dare game where an ex was involved once. That led to kissing him but there was nothing in it.

  55. Have you ever had sex tied up? You tied me up spread-eagled and blindfolded me once. I was all vulnerable and helpless. It was special. We should do it again.

  56. Have you ever tied up someone else for sex? One time, I cuffed my then-lover but it wasn't a success. The most fun about it was when the cuffs were picked up in my bag by airport security. The security guy looked me in the eye, smiled and showed the cuffs to his colleagues (they were cuffs with fluffy covers). I blushed and they giggled.

  57. Have you ever received oral sex? Yes, I know you love giving it but it is not what makes me come the best. I prefer firm hands and fingers.

  58. Have you ever had cramps during sex? No. I'm fit!

  59. Have you ever been awakened by oral sex? Yes, that was agreeable.

  60. Have you ever awakened someone else with oral sex? Only you. I would love to do it more but you always wake up before me.

  61. Have you ever been spanked during sex? Yes, you spanked me and I liked it.

  62. Have you ever had sex with someone who had kinks and fetishes? Yes, you. I love what we do by the way, and something tells me we are not done trying new things together.

  63. What is the best way to give you an orgasm? Play with my clit!

  64. Have you ever had sex on a chair? No but on a sofa, yes.

  65. Have you ever had a 69? Yes, I enjoy that... and I know you do too.

  66. Have you ever been gang-banged? No. That's not for me. I would be overwhelmed.

  67. Have you ever been at an orgy? Yes but we did not participate. We only watched.

  68. Have you ever squirted? No.

  69. Have you ever had sex in the shower? Yes. I suppose everyone has, no?

  70. Have you ever had sex in the bathtub? Yes. I also jumped you in a jacuzzi at a wellness resort once (we emptied it and cleaned it afterwards).

  71. Have you swallowed sperm? Yes. For me, there is nothing special to it either way.

  72. Have you ever filmed yourself having sex? I did not film myself but I know you did.

  73. Have you ever had sex with someone while thinking of someone else? Yes.

  74. Have you ever had sex with your clothes on? No. Though you have suggested to go on a date with a skirt and no panties. Who knows what might happen?

  75. Have you ever had sex with your panties pulled to the side? Yes, I like that. It's hot.

  76. How long has it been since you last had sex? We're in the middle of it, right now!

  77. Have you ever received money for sex? No.

  78. Have you ever been offered money for sex? Yes but I never accepted, of course.

  79. Have you ever given money to someone else for sex? Yes. It was an experiment. It will not to be repeated.

  80. Have you ever had your ass fucked by mistake? Yes, you did that once.

  81. Have you ever felt horny in inappropriate places? What is "inappropriate"? If you mean at work, then no. If you mean at a restaurant or in a public setting, then yes.

  82. Have you ever kissed/licked an asshole? Yes, yours only.

  83. Have you ever had your asshole kissed/licked? Yes, only by you. I like it. Asshole play makes me really hot. It also drives me really crazy if your balls slap my asshole while you fuck me.

  84. Have you ever sent nudes? Only to you.

  85. Have you ever had sex while stoned? No but maybe that is something we could try sometime.

  86. Have you ever been seen naked by strangers? A surfing coach once saw my boob (because a wave displaced my bikini) but nothing else.

  87. Have you ever purposefully teased or flashed someone? Only if it was mutual.

  88. Would you let someone watch us having sex? Why? I don't see the point in that.

  89. Have you ever had sex while watching porn? Yes, with you.

  90. What is your favorite porn category? I like when there actually is a story, like a real movie but with real sex.

  91. Have you ever woken up in the middle of the night for sex? Hmmm... 7 times in one night, remember? (laughs)

  92. Have you ever had virtual sex? No

  93. Have you ever had an orgasm during anal sex? Oh, yes!

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