After lurking here for years, I've decided to write down a couple of my more memorable experiences. This s the story of Lauren, a slightly nerdy girl who became my on call blowjob machine for two years. DMs always open, and I have more stories about her if there's interest.

Back in my early 20s I was working crazy hours with no end in sight. My previous relationship had ended due to my schedule and I hadn't been laid in months. Desperation led me to the apps, which in turn led to a first date with Lauren. Lauren was 5'6", curvy, with shoulder length blonde hair and glasses. She had a bit of a nerdy, girl next door vibe. She was dressed pretty conservatively and we didn't seem to click too well, so I chalked it up to a mismatch and headed home to get some rest.

Given all that, I was pretty surprised that she texted me the next Friday evening inviting me over. I had just gotten home from the bars, was decently drunk, and was insanely horny. I was in an uber in under 5 minutes. It became obvious as soon as I arrived that we both had been drinking and this wasn't a platonic hangout. As soon as I sat on the couch she straddled me and started making out. Clothes came off quickly, and it turned out that Lauren had an absolutely massive set of tits. I was completely caught off guard and started to say something about them, but she interrupted me by getting up. Without saying anything she put her hair in a pony tail and bent at the waist to start undoing my belt.

I did the job for her, and as I dropped my jeans she took my cock straight into her mouth. No teasing, not lick on the head... she buried her nose against my pelvis and swallowed my entire length at once. I sat back down on the couch and Lauren proceeded to fuck her own face. She impaled herself on my cock, gagging and coughing while I just sat there for the ride. I tried to pull her up to fuck her, but she pushed me off and kept going. When I drink it takes me a while to cum but she never even slowed down. When I finally felt myself about to cum I warned her, but Lauren just kept facefucking herself. As I came she deep throated my entire length again, gulping down more than a week's worth of cum. After I was spent she stood up, wiped her lips, and said, "Text me when you get home" before walking into her bedroom and leaving me there, jeans around my ankles, wondering what the fuck just happened.

Things kept escalating after this - the next time I saw her she earned the nickname in the title.