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i’m gone start with Canaan. you low down dirty ass man. JUST like a man, you go and insert yourself into a really good friendship between two ROOMMATES, suite mates and best friends. you’ve worked with Kimberly for a little over a year and KNEW you liked her before getting involved with Whitney. i’m just not buying that all of a sudden you’re trying to date this girl bc she goes to an event with you. i would’ve respected you linking with Zoe more than this. i mean you had her sitting on your lap in Whitney’s face at that xmas party, GASLIGHTING her into believing it was nothing there, when really the whole time the bitch liked you. and you knew it! but i still would have been able to understand that choice. i just am not able to grasp this. you’re jeopardizing Kimberly’s friendships, y’all’s work environment, and her social life at college bc of this. not only did she not know how to interact with your Black ass in season 1, but she believed your momma was a cr*ck addict and that you were struggling to get through school academically AND financially, ALL BC YOU ARE A BLACK MAN!! deplorable!! pathetic!! and tragic!! you’re being fetishized and don’t even know it. do better. next.

Kimberly. where do i really even start. as soon as i saw this happening i said to my tv “DON’T PISS ME OFF KIMBERLY.” and you just had to go and piss me off… firstly, i never believed in you pulling all the finest men of this cast. it was cute with Nico, and i even enjoyed the Jackson storyline. but now Canaan too?? i don’t buy it. not convinced. secondly, how dare you?? you hide behind this goody goody two shoes, white, oblivious small town girl mask when really you are the worse type of friend; a boy crazed, insecure, backstabbing girl who will do anything for the attention of a man. idk if it’s the pregnancy hormones or if this is genuinely how you are?? the not-so-mild racism towards both Whitney and Canaan in season 1 should’ve told me everything i needed to know about you. first you invite Whitney’s momma on campus, without telling her, then quote a literal slave owner, AND TAKE WHITNEY’S EX??? ALL IN THE SPAN OF WHAT SEEMED LIKE A WEEK. yeah, it’s true when they say watch out for the quiet ones. now lastly, you know what you did was wrong as hell, but you have the audacity to sit in Whitney’s face and lie to her about it?? AND in the same breath talk about living together again next year?? yeah, HELL NO!! i want Whitney to mush you in the back of the head into a brick wall like Maddie did Cassie on Euphoria. and then i want her to hook up with Jackson in your face. i’m really hopeful that this relationship lasts for 3 minutes, and you will have ruined your friend group for nothing. i hope you can’t pay for school next year and are forced to transfer forreal this time. women like you disgust me. that’s it. i’m done.