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I (32M, virgin) fantasize about getting accidently squirted or peed on during sex and then being super cool about it and help with cleaning up
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To be clear, I'm not into watersports, but I also don't even know how to categorize this fantasy 😂

I'm just imagining myself entangled with a woman, looking into her eyes and finding that perrrrfect rhythm of thrusting. Perhaps we're not even having sex, and we're just in close proximity while she masturbates or I'm playing with her...

Whatever the case is, she closes her eyes and a wave of euphoria washes across her body. Her muscles relax and she starts to moan constantly. Suddenly, without warning, she orgasms and relieves herself all over me and/or the bed. After taking a few seconds to catch her breath, she immediately scrambles to apologize. Her face becomes bright red, and she bows her head before slumping into a heap of shame on the wet spot.

Without a second to spare, I hug her briefly before working to remove the sheets. I throw them in a pile on the floor, along with any wet articles of clothing. I sit back down and try to reassure and encourage her. I'm a little grossed out, but slightly amused at the same time. I'd just sooth her for a minute before offering to take a shower together. Then, after starting a load of laundry, we lay down and cuddle in some dry clothes.

Weird, I know.

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