I'm single, but still a cuck. A huge cuck, like it's embarrassing. And I dream of having a friend who's more outgoing, hotter, and much more well endowed, who claims any girl I date. I want to match with a beautiful woman on bumble, hitcitvoff with her, and the whole time dread that my buddy is inevitably either going to fuck her, or cut me off from her. He'll be pounding her naked on the couch when I come home one evening, her hair tousled and her ass cheeks pink, sometime after our second date. He took one look at her and got her number, and now she's only coming back for his cock every week or two. I didn't even get to touch her tits, but now she's overflowing with his baby batter. Maybe I'll have better luck next time, find a girl who'll fuck him while actually dating me...