So here is my plan. I am going to put myself in restraints and have my wife find me in this compromised position. She will walk in the door and find this note:

I have been tied up in this position since approximately ??pm. I am blindfolded and am listening to music with noise canceling headphones so I will have no idea that you are home.

Do with me as you like with the toys I have laid out on the coffee table - or anything else that seems fun/painful/sexy. Suggested activities: 1. Thump my testicle as hard as you can. I want it to hurt. 2. Using your hand, squeeze my nuts as hard as you can. 3. Use your foot to squash my dick and balls. 4. Melt the Hot wax on me. 5. Use the new whip on my thighs, ass, or nuts. 6. Pull hard on my dick and balls. Again, it’s supposed to hurt. 7. Pee in a cup. Wet my lips with your nectar. Open my mouth and slowly pour in your flavor. Maybe surprise me with something sweet or tart and then back to your essence. 8. Pick your element. There is a small butt plug, a larger one, and the anal hook. Your choice. Or try all three…but not at once :) 9. Grab the metal dildo and see if you can milk my prostate. 10.Release my feet and hands but make me undress you with my teeth. This will include your shoes and socks.

When done, we will watch the fun that was recorded on the Nest.