My work crush coworker complimented my baby after meeting them at a work event. "He's so chill...i never like kids and I liked him. It almost makes me reconsider wanting a kid of my own"

It took everything on my power to not tell her how badly i wanted to give her one. How id bend her over at her desk right now and put a baby so deep Inside of her she'd know she was pregnant right away. Tell her that I've never been with a skinny blonde before and I've wanted to since her first day on the job. How I look forward to our next work trip where I can see her and her work bestie in bathing suits in the sunshine.

She could say it's her boyfriends, my wife would notice the similarities between her baby and ours but never know fully why...